Schlitz post-ironic raw denim gorpcore dreamcatcher

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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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