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Al-Shabab Sports Club is an Iraqi football club that is based in Baghdad. It currently plays in the Iraqi Second Division League. Its home colours are a shirt with blue and black Inter Milan style stripes with black shorts and blue socks and its away colors are a white shirt with blue shoulders and blue on the sides with blue shorts and white socks.
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